The Top 10 Weapon Affixes

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So, Torchlight 2 is a much better game than I first gave it credit.

That said:

10.) Elemental (Flaming and Fabulous. Freezing and not fun at parties. Electric and not manic at all.)

9.) Singing! (o/` I feel pretty! Oh, so pretty! o/`)

8.) Weeping (Blood, Tears, Astral Energy, Acid etc. usually because of the singing)

7.) Seething (because Pissed off Sword of I'm gonna Cut You B---- +2 doesn't have the same ring to it)

6.) Brilliant Energy (At least it's not lazersword. . . if you've really got to play a Jedi)

5.) Shrieking (also known as Screaming, Thundering, or the sword of Yelling Really Really Loud all the time. Usually called the sword of "Will you please sheath that thing already?")

4.) Dancing (Pairs well with the weapon of singing. o/` Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my rag time gal o/`)

3.) Lucky (o/` If you wish, upon a star. . . o/`)

2.) Vorpal (it goes "Snicker-snack")

1.) Intelligent (because, really, it's not like you hired the fighter for his scintillating personality)